About Krystal_love
I'm Krystal. I'm 14, I play guitar, I'm in love with music, I'm taken(02-14-09), I'm Christian and I love Jesus Christ, I hang out a lot--I love it, I love movies, I love going to shows, I'm really loud and outgoing, I'm really silly and take on any dare, I live life. That's about 0.01 % of my life that you just read, so talk to me, I don't bite... unless you're into that sorta thing :) myspace.com/hackingkrystal youtube.com/krystalkatastrofie
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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

By RC3Welly - / Monday 9 March 2009 22:58 / United States
By steven - / Sunday 28 June 2009 15:53 / Cayman Islands
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