About Krisdee
Wassup? My name is Kristy. I live in Minnesota, and I am 15. I love video games and horror movies. Hit me up(:
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Krisdee's FML badges
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
    100%
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    100%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    6%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    31%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Krisdee's favorite FMLs

Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML

By poisonhand / Wednesday 14 January 2009 15:32 / United States

Today, my 21 year old boyfriend asked me what foreplay is. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 12 December 2010 23:02 / United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. She pulls out a freezer bag full of condoms and says "I have some cooler ones upstairs, if you want his penis to glow in the dark." FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 7 March 2010 00:32 / United States

Today, we were drawing self-portraits in school. I'm horrible at art, so I turned to the person next to me and stated that mine looked really ugly. He replied saying, "No, it looks exactly like you." FML

By quasimodo / Monday 22 February 2010 21:24 / United States

Today, I was told by 'Seventeen' to add liquid highlighter to my foundation for an all-over glow. Little did I know that liquid highlighter is an actual makeup product. I now have an awful rash due to applying the ink from a highlighter pen. FML

By rtrim29 - / Saturday 26 December 2009 16:18 / United States