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  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    6%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
    60%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    11%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    53%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    1%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Koopabazooka's favorite FMLs

Today, while at the gym, I noticed a creepy-looking guy watching me. When I got up from the equipment, I noticed that he sniffed the seat. I didn't say anything the first time. After he did it the second time, I asked him to stop. He bent down and sniffed it without breaking eye contact. FML

By gymgirl / Tuesday 17 December 2013 23:48 / United States - Grand Prairie

Today, my teenage daughter found out that she's pregnant, but insists she's still a virgin. Who does she think knocked her up? God? FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 17 December 2013 21:57 / Egypt

Today, I held the door for an elderly woman. As she walked through, she looked at me and told me I was a very handsome man and that I should meet her grandson. The woman was my grandmother, and yes, I'm straight. FML

By rick / Monday 2 December 2013 21:15 / United States - Roanoke

Today, my girlfriend wants to make a video of us having sex for us to watch later and figure out how to improve our skills in bed. The problem is her choice of cameraman: her uncle. FML

By eastsiderounder - / Monday 2 December 2013 17:11 / United States - South Jordan

Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 25 November 2013 19:47 / United States - Olive Branch