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  • Work is a 4-letter word

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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

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  • A new thumb

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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    33%
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    12%
  • 42

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    0%
  • Santa Claus

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    67%
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    3%
  • The return of the thumb

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  • My diary is a collector's item

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  • Tell us what happened next

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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    12%
  • 50 quality comments

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    10%
  • 50 favorites

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    6%
  • Tweet, tweet

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Knaevery's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

By caroline - / Friday 6 February 2009 15:29 / United States
By Monkey253100 / Sunday 3 June 2012 14:47 / France
By zztopspinner - / Wednesday 14 March 2012 19:11 / United States
By notinthebutt - / Tuesday 14 June 2011 17:57 / United States
By DBR - / Monday 23 November 2009 22:12 / United States