About Kmsdvm24
While I usually have a great deal of sympathy towards all, I have some pretty FML basic rules: 1. If your fml includes the words: "I thought I'd impress/thought it would be a great idea/i was dared" - this is a ydi 9 times of 10. 2. If your fml involves YOU cheating on/considering cheating on your significant other, it will most likely be a ydi. Ethics and morals people! Use them! =) More rules will be added as increasingly ridiculous FMLs are posted.
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Today, my mother bought me Mickey Mouse shaped burgers for my dinner. I'm 19. FML

By ana9 / Monday 12 January 2009 15:56 / France

Today, my mom refused to sign me up for a CPR class, reasoning that if I was ever put in a situation where a person was choking, I could save them using my "common sense" and "intellect". I need the class to graduate. FML

By blob / Thursday 21 February 2013 00:32 / United States - Framingham

Today, I was so exhausted that I slept through my phone ringing, and later my doorbell ringing. My psycho mom freaked out, and thinking I was in trouble, broke a window to get inside. This all happened before 7am. FML

By annoyed / Wednesday 20 February 2013 20:33 / United States - Paradise Valley

Today, I heard a commercial for a great apartment complex. Includes food, snacks, entertainment, activities, cleaning service, and transportation services if you cannot drive yourself. I was really excited until the end when they repeated the name; too bad my perfect place is a senior center. FML

By kryan012 / Wednesday 20 February 2013 13:54 / United States - Savannah

Today, my son asked me if the short films I write are for little kids or for adults. Since I write horror-filled films, I said it was for adults. He went and told his teacher that I made "adult films". FML

By Laila / Wednesday 20 February 2013 12:01 / United States