About Klsybrns
Nursing student from Nova Scotia Canada :)
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • Up and coming moderator

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  • I moderated this!

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  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Checking you out

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • Judgmental

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  • It's in the can!

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  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    31%
  • I’m your new creative director

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  • The thumb strikes back

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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

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    2%
  • 42

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  • One more and it's business time

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  • 50 favorites

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  • 50 quality comments

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  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    4%
  • The rules are the rules

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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    3%
  • Tell us what happened next

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  • My diary is a collector's item

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  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
    33%
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Klsybrns's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

By caroline - / Friday 6 February 2009 15:29 / United States

Today, I walked into my house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and my boyfriend holding my dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML

By anonymous / Thursday 16 October 2014 20:53 / United States - Canton

Today, my friends and I went paintballing. The instructor showed us the sound of an unloaded gun by shooting at my face. It wasn't unloaded. FML

By clumsylobster / Monday 13 October 2014 21:33 / Australia - Perth

Today, I got on one knee in front of my girlfriend. I pulled out the ring, uttered the words "Lisa, will you..." then abruptly shat my pants. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 5 October 2014 15:47 / United States - Arlington

Today, I fell down in the street when a speeding car chucked a hard-boiled egg at my butt. While I waited for the feeling in my legs to return, they came back and threw more. FML

By Eggs - / Friday 15 November 2013 05:00 / United States - Port Richey