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  • Up and coming moderator

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  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Mobility

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  • The rules are the rules

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  • Checking you out

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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
  • Night owl

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  • Perfectionist

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • I like your style

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  • It's in the can!

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  • A new thumb

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  • Consolation prize

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  • 50 favorites

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  • Judgmental

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  • YDI Master

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  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    34%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    16%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    38%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
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Kittyfrozen's favorite FMLs

Today, my eight-year-old brother told his classmates that I have cancer. Nope, just really bad acne. FML

By Peeves / Monday 15 September 2014 22:05 / United States

Today, my guide dog sneezed so hard that it slammed its head on the floor and knocked itself out. I have to trust this dog with my life. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 20 April 2014 04:03 / United States - Meridian

Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML

By downinthedumps / Tuesday 13 January 2015 02:47 / United States - Detroit

Today, I found my husband in the bathtub, which was filled with blood-red water, motionless and staring blankly at the ceiling. I started screaming and crying, and he burst into laughter at his "hilarious" prank. He only seemed regretful that his video camera hadn't been recording properly. FML

By TuT - / Friday 19 September 2014 17:58 / France

Today, I was checking out of a hotel when I saw some complementary mints. They weren't mints. They were glass beads. FML

By Wingman527 / Monday 15 September 2014 21:39 / United States - Salida