About Kittycat1597
hi my names jessica im lesbian and deathly afraid of moths. I'm a professional dancer also
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Kittycat1597's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

By buddy / Monday 26 January 2009 14:58 / United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he says I need to learn how to be happy without relying on him. I'm not a clinger, I'm just unhappy because my dad recently passed away, my best friend turned on me, and I lost out on the exchange program of my dreams. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 27 April 2013 16:35 / Denmark

Today, for the second time this week, I was asked to stop putting on such an obviously fake "British" accent. I am British and have lived here all my life. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 19 February 2013 18:53 / United Kingdom - Birkenhead

Today, I got locked out of my car for an hour in frigid weather at a busy gas station. Every time I tried to use the key, the alarm went off and the locks wouldn't work. The car company claims they've never heard of this happening. I just bought it last week after taking out a 5 year loan. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 19 February 2013 18:47 / United States - Indiana

Today, a woman strapped her 8-year-old son into the seat next to me on a transatlantic flight. Thinking they'd been unable to book seats together, I offered to swap seats with her. She said she'd booked it this way intentionally, because he's a "fucking brat" on flights. She was right. FML

By Sigh - / Tuesday 19 February 2013 17:13 / United Kingdom - Waltham Abbey