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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

By RC3Welly - / Monday 9 March 2009 22:58 / United States

Today, after a visit with my mom, I started feeling sick. I meant to send her a text asking if she had gotten sick lately, but I accidentally sent a text asking if she had gotten dick lately. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 2 September 2012 23:47 / United States

Today, I had to force myself to take a dump at school, even though I have severe restroom anxiety and shyness. I had finally relaxed enough to go when the tornado drills went off mid-dump, and 46 students and teachers packed into the bathroom with me. FML

By DamnTornadoAlley / Thursday 30 August 2012 05:55 / United States - Wichita Falls

Today, there's a cricket in my apartment. I don't know if I'm more annoyed by the fact that it somehow got up three flights of stairs to get here, or that my cat is so excited about it that he's jumping on me and howling in my face to announce the cricket's presence instead of killing it. FML

By calivianya - / Tuesday 28 August 2012 04:49 / United States - Greensboro

Today, I'm so broke that I got buyer's remorse after buying a $2 bottle of pancake syrup. FML

By Tanuki_paws / Sunday 26 August 2012 21:05 / United States - Phoenix