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  • 50 favorites

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  • Consolation prize

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  • It's in the can!

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  • Up and coming moderator

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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    67%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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  • YDI Master

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  • Judgmental

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  • 50 quality comments

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  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    1%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    4%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Kingsgirl99's favorite FMLs

Today, at school, I was crying because someone I knew had died. My teacher pulled me aside and said, "I understand you're socially awkward, but don't worry it gets better." FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 26 January 2012 11:53 / United States

Today, my front house window was smashed. A note was left, saying 'I want my cat back'. I have no idea what they are talking about. FML

By James / Monday 16 January 2012 04:17 / Australia

Today, I had to explain to my 25-year-old boyfriend why we cannot get pet raccoons. This is not the first time we have had this conversation. FML

By britanyann - / Friday 6 January 2012 03:45 / United States

Today, I was on the train listening to my iPod on shuffle. The "Oompa Loompa" song came on, and slightly amused, I started humming it. It wasn't until I noticed that the man next to me was a midget that I understood the horrified looks I was getting. FML

By lorahayes - / Thursday 5 January 2012 18:39 / United Kingdom

Today, I overheard my mom telling my younger sister not to use my razors because she "doesn't know what I may have." FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 25 December 2011 07:28 / United States