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Kingotter's favorite FMLs

Today, I was working the dart game at my local amusement park when a couple paid to play. They were highly intoxicated, and they thought the object of the game was to hit me with the darts. FML

By hawksbc - / Wednesday 28 November 2012 15:14 / United States - Mount Vernon

Today, a customer at the Walmart I work at had a hissy fit and began throwing merchandise everywhere, including at my face, because we are Canadian and don't have a show called "Extreme Couponing" for "devoted shoppers" like her. FML

By ohgodwhy / Tuesday 27 November 2012 23:46 / Canada - Brampton

Today, my husband quit his job as a university professor and picked up the graveyard shift at a rat farm so he could have more time during the day to play World of Warcraft. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 28 November 2012 06:32 / United States - Madison

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he'd rather play the new Assassin's Creed game or have a night of sex with me. He started crying from indecision. FML

By ladylol - / Saturday 24 November 2012 13:54 / United Kingdom - Towcester

Today, I'm recovering in the emergency room. How did I get here? Intoxicated at a coed party, I saw a hole in the host's shed and thought it funny to christen it a "glory-hole", only to be bitten by what may well have been a black widow spider. FML

By Widowmaker / Wednesday 28 November 2012 18:09 / United States - Henderson