About Kevsnev
I like pokémon. B/W FC: 3482-2499-2940. Follow me on yellow-shaft.tumblr.com for mediocre stories about life :)
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Kevsnev's favorite FMLs

Today, I finished a very important but annoying presentation that took four hours to complete. Only after writing a paragraph to explain the presentation and sending it to my boss did I realize that I saved the document as "Shit I have to do to get a promotion." FML

By TTR - / Sunday 13 November 2011 00:36 / United States

Today, I realised just how cripplingly self-conscious I am, when I couldn't even fantasise about having sex with a guy without feeling shy and insecure about my body. FML

By PixiXOXO - / Thursday 26 July 2012 18:07 / Denmark - Birker?d

Today, I had a few friends over. Wanting to seem cool, I yelled at my girlfriend to get me a beer. She chucked four bottles at my head. All my friends cheered her on. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 19 July 2012 04:55 / United States - San Diego

Today, I am exhausted and can barely move after being up all night taking care of my drunk and vomiting husband. He, on the other hand, feels much better and is bounding with energy. FML

By Shenza / Sunday 17 June 2012 12:34 / United States - Brooklyn

Today, I put the little boy I nanny for in time-out. In retaliation he blasted an air horn in my face. I can only hear out of one ear now. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 11 June 2012 11:18 / United States