About Keven501
I like reading FML's distracts me from my own I love playing Xbox Gamertag kevinpk501 I play mostly halo battlefield and skyrim Add me if you want Tell me your from fml Love skyrim best person is a level 80 Feel free to message don't expect a quick response
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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • One more and it's business time

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Keven501's favorite FMLs

Today, I brought my boyfriend home, and I introduced him to my parents. Afterwards, I took him to my room so we could have some "bonding" time. Right as things got pretty intense, I heard my dad yell, "Stop faking, honey." FML

By iris - / Friday 18 May 2012 23:01 / Portugal - Lisbon

Today, I finally gained the nerve to ask out the girl of my dreams. She responded by saying, "You need to lower your standards." FML

By colts609380 / Thursday 17 May 2012 21:07 / United States - Corona

Today, I sarcastically pointed out a book to my mom, titled "Living Successfully With Screwed Up People." She already has it. FML

By screwedupkid / Thursday 3 May 2012 17:45 /

Today, I brought my girlfriend home while my parents were at work, and things got a little heated. We lost track of time, because the next thing we knew, my dad burst into the living room. He doubled over laughing and asked how much I paid her. FML

By mal - / Tuesday 8 May 2012 20:46 / United Kingdom - Chelmsford

Today, while I was sneaking a boy out of my room at 2am, I ran into my mom sneaking a man into her room. FML

By dentistrygirl / Thursday 3 May 2012 19:41 / United States