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I'm 21, a hair stylist, and I get bored at work. That's where FML comes in.
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Kennarama's favorite FMLs
By offbeans - / Tuesday 17 February 2009 02:29 / United States
By anon / Sunday 7 February 2010 00:28 / United Kingdom
By Jumja - / Friday 15 January 2010 11:37 / Netherlands

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

By ....... - / Tuesday 23 June 2009 17:56 / United States
By uneek14 - / Tuesday 23 June 2009 14:19 / Canada