About Kendallfirehd
Hi I'm Kendall. I love supernatural, youtube and music. Some of my favorite bands are Metallica, avenged sevenfold, three days grace, slipknot, volbeat, trivium, ect. I also love piercings and other ways to make myself look descent. guess I'm pretty odd.
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  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • Perfectionist

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  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • 42

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  • The return of the thumb

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  • The thumb strikes back

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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    75%
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    16%
  • 50 quality comments

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    20%
  • 50 favorites

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    90%
  • Beginner

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Kendallfirehd's favorite FMLs

Today, I tried to befriend the lonely boy who sits at the end of my table at lunch. He always sleeps or does homework during lunch. I walked over to him, tripped, and spilled my open bottle of water on his jeans. I apologized profusely and wiped off his pants with napkins. He got hard. FML

By brighteyes / Saturday 31 January 2009 17:01 / United States

Today, the only reason I work 12-hour shifts and close at midnight every Saturday is because my boss doesn't like the fact that I have a boyfriend. FML

By 1039583 / Friday 3 October 2014 14:43 / United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my little sister had her second son. She is 31 and she named her sons after her favorite television characters, Sam and Dean Winchester. She has made it her life goal to make sure her husband never finds out. FML

By mykodu / Thursday 2 October 2014 20:29 / Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out that my sister licks all the flavoring off Doritos and puts them back in the bag. FML

By UghDude - / Saturday 6 September 2014 13:35 / United States - Austin

Today, I tried to blink out a small speck of dirt that was caught in my eye. Instead, I learned what it feels like to suffocate a small, angry spider with your eyelid. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 4 September 2014 06:44 / United States - Saginaw