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Kenboki's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to visit my overly-posh mother for the first time in many years. Upon arrival, she kicked me out because my outfit did not follow the same color-scheme as her decor. FML

By wat / Friday 20 September 2013 05:52 / United States - Santa Ana

Today, my girlfriend and I started fighting. Instead of arguing for herself, she decided to set her puppy on me. Only "Puppy" is the name of her fully-grown police-trained German Shepherd. FML

By mykhael - / Wednesday 21 August 2013 18:58 / United States - Opelousas

Today, I got my girlfriend to play Smash Bros Brawl with me. As it was her first time, I set up handicaps to give her at least a shot at winning. She won, quite handily. A little irritated at this, I took off the handicaps and tried again. She beat me even faster. FML

By Loser - / Wednesday 21 August 2013 15:17 / United States

Today, at work, I had to utter the phrase, "Sir, please stop rubbing yourself with the peas." It's exactly how it sounds. FML

By twatstick - / Wednesday 21 August 2013 17:30 / United Kingdom - Worksop

Today, as I was walking downstairs to get breakfast, I saw my parents had decided to have a quickie on the couch. I had to awkwardly stand out of sight on the stairs, too scared to go down, or even back up, because our stairs creak. FML

By Stinkipinkki / Wednesday 21 August 2013 16:27 / United States - Austin