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Today, my dad gave me a twenty minute lecture about responsibility and how lazy he considers me to be. He then yelled at me for not making his bed and getting his clothes off the floor. FML

By anonymous / Wednesday 22 September 2010 05:38 / United States

Today, it was the first day of astronomy class and we all waited for the professor to enter the classroom. All of a sudden, someone turns the lights off, it's pitch black, and we hear the professor saying, "Greetings earthlings..." It's going to be a long semester. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 16 September 2010 06:04 / United States

Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

By Username / Monday 13 September 2010 01:38 / France

Today, my father made his bellybutton talk. In front of my new boyfriend. FML

By coffee_princess - / Thursday 22 July 2010 23:14 / Canada

Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML

By gorillalove / Saturday 11 September 2010 19:25 / United States