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hi, im kellllie :) 15, turning 16 in a few months idk, there isnt really much you need to knoooww uh, myspace? myspace.com/kellie_says kcooooool (:
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Today, I asked my girlfriend when she would give me a blowjob. She replied, "you know that won't happen, I'm a vegetarian." FML

By Sal - / Tuesday 3 March 2009 18:29 / United States

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

By I_Am_The_Edge - / Thursday 11 June 2009 16:06 / United States

Today, a guy from my school came into my work. I knew him but forgot his name. I didn't want to be rude and ask for his name when he probably expected me to know it. So, thinking I was clever, I said "How do you spell your name again?". His name was Rob. FML

By purrtygirl - / Tuesday 9 June 2009 06:44 / United States

Today, my boyfriend went to the aquarium. We were noticing the fishy smell, and I had made a comment about it. Then my boyfriend slowly, and seductively whispers into my ear, "It sort of reminds me of how you smell." FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 6 June 2009 17:38 / United States

Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML

By LadyChristina25 / Friday 5 June 2009 01:07 / United States