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My birthday is wrong and it makes me sad :(
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Kellanlvr's favorite FMLs

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 18 December 2010 05:21 / United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 18 June 2011 15:43 / United States

Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy who lives on the same floor as me in my apartment complex. I got stood up. Instead I got to listen to him doing the girl who lives next door to me. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 20 January 2011 08:52 / United States

Today, my boyfriend and I spent 30 minutes listening to my grandmother telling us that my cat is a medium. My boyfriend is totally convinced. FML

By inchetogb / Saturday 15 January 2011 04:24 / United States

Today, after buying some groceries, I walked back to my car. After trying several times to get in the door, I finally look up and see a terrified little boy holding onto his teacup poodle for dear life, frantically waving me away. My car was two spots over. FML

By me / Sunday 19 December 2010 03:20 / United States