About Kearsleyz
EXplicit eXpert, the highly eXalted I eXercise dance floors, leave 'em eXhausted EXploring apeX, sound eXpedition Filled with eXcess demons ya’ll can bring the eXorcism I eXert stress when I eXport beats That eXhilarate the hard and eXterminate the weak EXecution level neXt, no way to eXplain it… I’m XXX bitch, triple X-rated
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Kearsleyz's favorite FMLs

Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML

By Whatdididowrong? / Tuesday 10 May 2011 05:18 /

Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 12 December 2009 00:45 / United States

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

By fmlfmlfml - / Tuesday 2 June 2009 18:03 / United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time; he asked me to explain my interest in dating her. In a mix of me trying to say "I want to be with your daughter" and "I want to be in your daughter's life" I got confused and said, "I want to be in your daughter." FML

By Tonguetied0496 - / Monday 10 December 2012 07:21 / United States - Claremont

Today, a girl I've had a huge crush on for a long time told another friend of ours to get a life. I, in my infinite genius responded that her mom needed to get a life. She ran out of the room bawling. I got slapped in the face and informed that her mom had died not long ago. FML

By Huge A Hole / Sunday 1 February 2009 05:22 / United States