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Today, I woke up to find that my dog was missing. I spent about an hour searching for him when my psycho ex-girlfriend texted me his photo. She'd kidnapped him. After driving over there, she shot paintballs at my car. Now I have no dog and a colorful car. FML

By sammatthews2007 - / Wednesday 25 February 2009 03:21 / United States

Today, my boyfriend's idea of foreplay was to offer to make lunch, leave the room for a few minutes, then come back with no clothes on and offer me a "cockmeat sandwich". FML

By fuckadaisical - / Friday 6 December 2013 20:23 / United Kingdom - Pontypridd

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML

By what the fuck - / Friday 7 June 2013 21:20 / United Kingdom - Northolt

Today, I walked in on my brother giving his best friend a hand-job. I can't unsee this. FML

By iLynz / Tuesday 23 April 2013 06:34 / United States

Today, I refused to go down on my boyfriend of 9 months. He then shoved me off the couch and, half crying, yelled that I was the third girl this week to turn him down. After sobbing for a bit, he looked me in the eyes and said, "I need you to do this so I can prove my manhood." FML

By saywhat - / Tuesday 9 April 2013 11:05 / United States - Yakima