About Kayohbee
Hey there gorgeous, I'm Kay. I'm 19, with no job, and a p.o.s nissan (which i secretly love). I also have a horrible string of bad luck :(
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Today, I gave myself a facial with one of those masks you leave on for a while. I busied myself by tidying my room while it dried and eventually forgot all about it. I finally remembered about it after I answered the door to the postman. Not embarassing enough? I'm a guy. FML

By skc - / Saturday 14 March 2009 11:36 / United Kingdom

Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML

By sheyo - / Thursday 5 March 2009 01:13 / Canada

Today, I was typing up a love letter on my computer. A sexual love letter. I was in a classroom, I'm the teacher, I'm gay, and my love letter showed up on the tv screen while my 7th grade students were taking a test. It was up on the screen for 15 minutes. FML

By Sad - / Sunday 1 March 2009 09:08 / United States

Today, I was masturbating on my inflatable air mattress that squeaks when you move. Suddenly, my mom busted in my room to ask if I'm okay because she thought the squeaking was my crying. I ripped my hands from my pants and turned on my side; she walked over and grabbed my hands to console me. FML

By dirtyhands - / Wednesday 18 February 2009 23:01 / United States