About Jwbbabe
Guido, model (yes, the picture is me, so stop asking); Life's a bitch, and so am I.
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Jwbbabe's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. Just as we were ready, his mom called to say happy anniversary. She was so excited for us, she was going to stop by. After throwing out our unused and only spare condom, she called us and said she was just kidding, and to enjoy ourselves. FML

By sad gf / Sunday 14 November 2010 20:29 /

Today, I was eating at a Mexican restaurant with my sister. I was happily biting into a burrito, when I saw a man in his car in the restaurant parking lot, staring at us and jacking off. FML

By secretdoll - / Tuesday 9 November 2010 07:51 / United States

Today, I went to the doctor's office, they did their regular check up, and found "odd red marks" on the inside of my thighs. They started to think it might be a skin disease, I had to explain to my mother and the doctor that it was a hickey from my boyfriend. FML

By hickhick - / Sunday 17 October 2010 04:37 / United States

Today, my gynecologist was having trouble with my exam due to me being "too tight." I'm 24. After the explanation of having been pretty inactive in over a year, she exclaimed, "Damn, girl, we really need to find you a boyfriend!" Yeah, tell me about it. FML

By miss cranky pants / Saturday 30 October 2010 05:03 / United States

Today, I was having the most wonderful bath. The water was steaming, the bubbles were bubbly, and I was reading a really good book. I put my book down to yawn and looked to my right. My gaze was met by the lovely face of my brother's pet tarantula. FML

By mzgabbster - / Sunday 24 October 2010 12:21 / United States