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Justspin's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out why my cat hasn't been coming home for regular meals. Apparently, my elderly next door neighbour has forgotten that her cat is dead and puts food out for it every morning. My cat is exploiting her by impersonating her dead cat to get better food. My cat is an asshole. FML

By assholecat - / Wednesday 10 October 2012 08:43 / Australia - Brisbane

Today, I had my boss over for dinner. Knowing that I was angling for a promotion, my fifteen-year-old son spent the dinner uttering lines such as "What's the point of showering before bed?" and "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks." My boss was not impressed. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 31 August 2012 23:16 / United States - Lancaster

Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 12 April 2012 18:31 / United States - Rock Island

Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML

By azmom / Tuesday 27 March 2012 17:51 / United States - Phoenix

Today, I dressed in my sexiest clothes to meet my new boyfriend at a restaurant. As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outside while I waited. The restaurant owner came out and said, "Hey, you. Go and 'work' somewhere else, please." FML

By Lola / Friday 26 December 2008 06:32 / France