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Julielee509's favorite FMLs

Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML

By Megz - / Wednesday 2 January 2013 17:38 / United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 11 May 2012 19:30 / Sweden - G?teborg

Today, I found out that my best friend won $1,000 in a photography contest. With a photo I took. FML

By Jessica / Tuesday 27 December 2011 04:11 / United States

Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML

By tinydancer - / Thursday 10 May 2012 18:10 / United States - Richmond

Today, I realized my self confidence is based on the amount of "likes" I have on my Facebook statuses. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 16 January 2012 16:10 / United States