About Juicedboi
So you want to see a bigger version of my pic ay? Go for it. Hi, my name is Justin, but people call me Jay. About me? Alright. I play guitar, enjoy movies, beach, parties, and everything a 20 yr old prob likes to do. Firm believer in there only being one pickup line -hi, what is your name?. My left foot is slightly larger than my right.
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Juicedboi's favorite FMLs
By Anonymous - / Wednesday 29 June 2011 23:52 / United States
By Anonymous - / Saturday 21 March 2009 04:46 / United States

Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML

By gentileman - / Monday 16 March 2009 17:11 / United States
By RC3Welly - / Friday 9 March 2012 22:58 / United States

Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids?" I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML

By PicturePerfect - / Monday 2 March 2009 21:33 / Canada