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Jramos0070's favorite FMLs

Today, I told a friend that he looked smarter with his glasses on. He took them off and said "oh, and now you look more handsome". FML

By loser / Wednesday 29 October 2008 11:08 / United Kingdom

Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML

By me / Thursday 13 January 2011 20:48 / United States

Today, I was wrapping Christmas presents for my family. I got a huge paper cut on the webbing of my fingers, the pain of which caused me to scream out loud. My whole family heard and came rushing to my room. My grandma took one look, and scoffed, "Oh suck it the fuck up, princess." FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 25 December 2010 07:08 / United States

Today, without even trying, I convinced my 17-year-old daughter that blueberries are just peas holding their breath. I have raised a complete airhead. FML

By parentfail - / Saturday 11 December 2010 14:44 / United Kingdom

Today, my five year old son was sick with a stomach bug. He didn't want to leave my side so I decided to grab a bowl from the kitchen for him to puke into. The thing is, it was dark in the kitchen and I accidentally grabbed a strainer. My new outfit is now ruined. FML

By Hunter / Monday 6 December 2010 06:17 /