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Today, I'm trapped in my apartment. My new cat won't let me leave. Every time I try, he blocks the door, hisses and tries to savage me. I'm my own cat's bitch. FML

By aherdofpigs / Monday 2 September 2013 19:22 / United States

Today, my parents staged an intervention because I ate a year's supply of noodles in 2 weeks. FML

By AlonsoKold / Friday 26 July 2013 01:32 / United States - Clinton

Today, my mom called me a "heartless bitch" for eating the last Hot Pocket. This is coming from a woman who, just last week, faked having cancer to get out of a speeding ticket. FML

By DontGetSlapped / Monday 18 February 2013 00:24 / United States - Conway

Today, I went shopping with my two-year-old nephew. He threw a tantrum in the middle of the store because I would not show him my "boobies". A man came up to us and said I should do what my nephew wanted. FML

By Lesser - / Sunday 17 February 2013 08:02 / Australia - Glenfield

Today, I had to drag my grandmother out of a store because she went up to a black family and started apologizing for slavery. FML

By daddy's girl / Tuesday 22 January 2013 04:08 / United States - Springfield