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Today, it was my birthday. My parents came into my room at 12:01 to surprise me. Do you know what fifteen year olds do at midnight? FML

By urmommmm - / Saturday 22 August 2009 16:25 / United States

Today, my coworker was telling me about his mom, when he asked about mine. I told him that I've never met my mom, because she died during my childbirth. It's a very painful subject for me, but all the same, my coworkers have decided they'll now only address me as "Tyrion". FML

By the lannisters send their retards / Tuesday 17 June 2014 20:30 / United Kingdom - London

Today, my psycho neighbor finished building a cannon. An honest-to-god, on-wheels, could-be-on-a-pirate-ship cannon. And now he's testing it in the forest by my house. I'm pretty scared for my life, to be honest. FML

By ldrik1 - / Wednesday 11 June 2014 20:36 / United States - Syracuse

Today, I got yelled at by a customer while working at a bank call center. He was furious I apologized for a mistake that someone else had made. I again apologized for apologizing. FML

By apologetic - / Monday 9 June 2014 14:27 / United States - Latonia

Today, less than a day after my cranky downstairs neighbor passed away, I woke up to banging sounds against his apartment ceiling, like the ones he used to make whenever I walked around during the night. I'm shitting myself in fear. FML

By mdsfkljsfsdrewr - / Tuesday 3 June 2014 19:01 / Lebanon - Beirut