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  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    51%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    17%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    9%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
    60%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    88%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    22%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    1%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Jonseydear's favorite FMLs

Today, I was walking to the parking lot from class while texting. When I looked up as I approached my parking spot, I noticed the words "F*ck you Dave" keyed into my car. Hi, my name is Clare. Who's Dave? FML

By mynameis - / Friday 13 November 2009 06:35 / United States

Today, I saw my dad's friend across the street working on my neighbor's roof. To continue the airsoft war we'd been having I shot at him with the sniper gun I bought. I hit him, and he fell off the roof. I ran over to see if he was ok. It wasn't my dad's friend. FML

By FailedSniper - / Tuesday 22 March 2011 16:31 / United States

Today, I called a wrong number. Calling back the right person, I began a long story about how I'd just called the wrong number. It was the wrong number lady again. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 22 March 2011 12:38 / United States

Today, my dad was stupid enough to think that the kitchen sink is a good place to clean a gas tank. Now, the whole house smells of gas fumes and I'm about to pass out. FML

By shakyhands - / Tuesday 22 March 2011 02:48 / United States

Today, I posted an event to have a get together with friends. Most of them put "not attending". I hadn't even set the date. FML

By lonely / Monday 21 March 2011 19:15 / United States