About Jomoma69
I was a weee ol' youngin when I got my first real nice box. Right next to my moma and papa. They were so proud of me! My first words was som'n like a beggin sounding "pllleaaaseeeeee" followed by "can you spare a nice fellow some grub" (food) it worked a few times.. Caught a backhand the other times tho. I started working with my uncle around age 10 stealin from the gas stations by the bridge. I got my first real box of crayons and colored my house. Nice cars and a couple dinosoars
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Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

By The Sbeak - / Friday 13 February 2009 15:54 / United States

Today, my daughter told me that she liked her "other daddy" better. I don't know who's she talking about, but my wife is doing a good job telling her to be quiet. FML

By FirstDaddy - / Monday 16 June 2014 21:38 / United States - Southfield

Today, trying to be nice, I added this really shy kid from my English class on Facebook. Within minutes, he started going through all my pictures and tagging himself as my breasts. FML

By creepyyy - / Saturday 17 May 2014 16:54 / United States

Today, I'm moving. While packing, I realized I hadn't seen my cat in a few hours. I called her and realized she was inside one of the hundreds of boxes in my house. I accidentally packed my cat. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 14 May 2014 20:43 / United States - Irmo

Today, I tried to kill a spider by throwing a shoe at it. All it did was slice the spider's egg sac open, releasing all its babies. FML

By Anonytard / Sunday 2 March 2014 22:38 / Canada - Toronto