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Johnnyrogers97's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

By caroline - / Friday 6 February 2009 15:29 / United States
By DogLover - / Wednesday 6 February 2013 13:59 / United States - Watertown
By Creeped out - / Monday 28 January 2013 08:14 / New Zealand - Auckland
By ouch - / Tuesday 22 January 2013 02:41 / Canada - Charlottetown
By Nightmare - / Tuesday 15 January 2013 14:41 /