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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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Johnnyk3's favorite FMLs

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

By rmL / Monday 13 October 2008 08:31 /

Today, I found out that the same police officer who has arrested me twice has been sleeping with my wife. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 17 June 2013 19:56 / United States

Today, I woke up to my 5-year-old son covering my nose and mouth with his hand and complaining, "Noooo, you need to die now." FML

By life insurance for 1 - / Thursday 30 May 2013 16:29 / United States - Encino

Today, I found out that my wife is having an affair with the same guy my ex-wife left me for. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 6 May 2013 18:13 / Ireland - Kilmacrennan

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend, when my upstairs neighbor decided to take the longest piss known to man. He moaned the entire time. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 16 March 2013 06:19 / United States