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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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  • One more and it's business time

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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

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Johnlockshipper's favorite FMLs

Today, while taking my boyfriend's virginity, he started moaning, "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!" He then started crying and praying. FML

By JustSomeGuy / Tuesday 30 July 2013 03:43 / United States - Bulverde

Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML

By ouch - / Friday 12 July 2013 07:22 / United States

Today, my friends took my work laptop and changed the sounds. Now, whenever I remove a USB device, a woman's voice screams "Put it back!" and when I insert a USB device, it says "Oh, you need to push it in harder!" I don't know how to change it back. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 20 July 2013 15:45 / United States - Newark

Today, I let my 3-year-old daughter watch Finding Nemo on my phone while I made her lunch. I returned to find she had dropped my phone into the fish bowl so that her goldfish could see his friends. FML

By thanks, Nemo. / Thursday 11 July 2013 23:13 / United States - Hayward

Today, my mom was sharing the story of how I was born with the umbilical cord around my neck. My sister added that it was God's first attempt to kill me off. FML

By vrossie_ / Sunday 8 September 2013 05:56 / United States