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John_swan7's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked into the room naked while my wife was on the computer to surprise her. She smiled, put down her laptop and left for the bathroom so I started jerking it in anticipation. It was really feeling good until my wife's best friend, who was on Skype, started giggling. FML

By fredo - / Tuesday 19 March 2013 12:31 / United States - Ames

Today, my boyfriend informed me that from now on during sex, I have to be on top at all times, saying I need the exercise more than him. As offensive as this was, I was actually happy because he's crap on top. FML

By Ann - / Monday 18 March 2013 14:36 / United States

Today, my parents asked me if I was sexually active. My grandma then screamed from upstairs, "She's not even physically active!" FML

By Susan - / Monday 18 March 2013 08:59 / Ireland