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Joey180x's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

By caroline - / Friday 6 February 2009 15:29 / United States

Today, my son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis. He then used the copies to replace every directional arrow posted throughout the school. FML

By thebeachisthatway - / Monday 22 October 2012 18:56 / United States - Worcester

Today, I had to be treated for chemical burns, because my mother got the bright idea of using paint thinner to clean me up after I'd painted our living room. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 11 October 2012 19:03 / United Kingdom

Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML

By wdunn69733 / Thursday 11 October 2012 14:30 / United States - Macon

Today, my husband let me know he felt I was ignoring him by jabbing me in the right ear with his erect penis while I was Skyping with my mum overseas. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 10 October 2012 21:48 / Canada - Winnipeg