About Joetan
I'm a Singaporean... :-P
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Joetan's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

By caroline - / Friday 6 February 2009 15:29 / United States
By caroline - / Thursday 29 October 2015 20:02 / Germany
By MiserableMan - / Tuesday 10 June 2014 04:02 / Vietnam - Ho Chi Minh City
By Anonymous / Friday 7 June 2013 07:10 / United States - Marion
By Anonymous - / Tuesday 16 April 2013 02:20 / United States