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Today, I heard my sister talking to my mom about me, saying that I have the ability to suck the life out of a room like a Dementor. I walked in and asked what she meant by that. My mom replied, "She means you're an asshole." I love you too, mom. FML

By jigglepuff / Sunday 9 February 2014 17:00 / United States - Scottsdale

Today, I had to explain to my husband why saving the condom from the first time we had sex is not romantic. FML

By O_o / Sunday 9 February 2014 00:42 / United States - Simi Valley

Today, my girlfriend complimented me on my ass. Before I could say thanks, she continued by commenting that she wouldn't mind "breaking it in". FML

By great - / Friday 25 January 2013 20:36 / Puerto Rico - San Juan

Today, I went to a local Indian takeaway, since I'm from India originally, and none of my friends speak Hindi. I went up to the counter and placed my order in Hindi with the seemingly Indian owner. He gave me a weird look and said, "Huh? Speak English, ya rimjob." FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 17 May 2013 20:10 / United States

Today, I went to buy a birthday present for my boyfriend. While buying him a sweater, the cashier tried to up-sale me by asking if my boyfriend wore briefs or boxers, because both were on sale. Not thinking, I blurted out, "I don't know, they just come off." FML

By awkwardturtle - / Friday 25 January 2013 05:31 / Canada - London