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Jmar411's favorite FMLs

Today, I found FML for the first time in class, and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the lecture in front of 200 classmates. Today's lecture? The cruelties of slavery. FML

By kprice6 - / Tuesday 3 February 2009 22:55 / United States

Today, I woke up to my brother chopping all my bangs off. When I yelled at him, he could only shout back, "You can see clearly now, the bangs are gone!" FML

By my dumb bro / Wednesday 17 April 2013 16:13 / United States - Gillham

Today, my cat learned how to open doors. Ever since then she's been running up to my room, opening my door, and running away. My cat is playing ding-dong ditch. FML

By Apes - / Monday 25 March 2013 07:18 / United States - Temecula

Today, while working, I thought, "I wish my kittens could text so I can talk to them throughout the day." And then I realized, I'm that cat lady you read about. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 5 March 2013 16:13 / United States - Craftsbury

Today, my friends confronted me and told me that they no longer want to visit my house because my dog smells really disgusting. I didn't have the heart to tell them that the smell is actually my parents, who have been trying to "save water" by only showering once a fortnight. FML

By sickofthesmelltoo - / Thursday 28 February 2013 10:56 / Australia - Fitzroy