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Jkozzy's FML badges
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Back from the party

    An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    57%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    32%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    10%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    67%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    33%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    11%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    3%
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Jkozzy's favorite FMLs

Today, I discovered the true meaning of being scared shitless. My father in a clown costume emerged from my closet. Needless to say something emerged from me. FML

By wilks311 / Saturday 2 February 2013 14:12 / United States - Southampton

Today, it's my birthday and my ex husband texted me at midnight to tell happy birthday. Too bad he couldn't have texted my new husband to remind him. FML

By aerythia / Saturday 8 December 2012 16:12 / United States - Nashville

Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML

By Targeted / Friday 9 November 2012 04:54 / United States - Kirkland

Today, my college class was talking about Felix Baumgartner, who jumped from the edge of space down to earth. A boy suddenly put his head up and said in a serious tone, "I thought he jumped from the moon?" Several girls concurred. This is my generation. FML

By Mouse - / Wednesday 17 October 2012 23:15 /

Today, I fell asleep at work and woke up with penis sharpied on my face. I'm a kindergarten teacher. FML

By Fingkids / Tuesday 25 September 2012 01:51 / United States