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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • One more and it's business time

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Jjimm's favorite FMLs

Today, a haunted house opened up next to my restaurant and they've gotten into the habit of scaring me as I'm cleaning up at night. They stay open for another month. FML

By Wolf145 / Thursday 11 October 2012 05:28 / United States - San Francisco

Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML

By cumhole - / Wednesday 10 October 2012 02:32 / Canada - Toronto

Today, my wife of four years revealed to me that she once had sex with six men at once back in college. Apparently she still fantasizes about it when we have sex. FML

By supapimpin - / Tuesday 25 September 2012 15:09 / United States

Today, I received a drunken prank call from a girl I didn't know around 1am. I don't know what's sadder, that I carried out the conversation for 30 minutes, or that this was the first girl to call me in over a year. FML

By badluckryan / Tuesday 25 September 2012 13:38 / United States - Uxbridge

Today, after meeting my girlfriend's family and trying my hardest to impress them, she told me that they came up with a nickname for me. My new name is "Matt the Doormat." FML

By oreoblizzard619 - / Tuesday 25 September 2012 12:13 / United States