About Jjesseroggaa
Christian. EmoHair. BirdLegs. Musician. BestFriend. Counselor. Mathmetician. Architect. Artist. Photographer. Videographer.
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Jjesseroggaa's favorite FMLs
By SkinsCastSelection / Monday 17 January 2011 09:53 / France
By Anonymous / Tuesday 4 January 2011 19:34 / United Kingdom

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

By RC3Welly - / Monday 9 March 2009 22:58 / United States