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Jixiekat's favorite FMLs

Today, while out jogging with my mom, we saw my boyfriend walking in our direction. When we reached him, he took one look at my makeup-less face, then made a huge show of screaming in disgust before calmly walking away. FML

By -___- - / Saturday 14 September 2013 00:37 / Canada - Montr?al

Today, I was watching a movie on TV. One of the characters has the same name as my dog, and when his name was called, my dog got so excited that he jumped face-first into my TV. FML

By ugh Buck! - / Wednesday 11 September 2013 16:57 / United States

Today, my 11-year-old daughter heard the quote, "If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, it's yours forever. If it doesn't, then it was never meant to be." She decided to test this out by letting our new puppy out of the front door. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 16 July 2013 00:10 / United States - Charlotte

Today, while I was teaching my chickens to eat out of my hand, one of the hens bit my finger and I dropped the entire handful of treats. Result: bonanza for the bird. The rest decided they could get more treats by biting me rather than by behaving. I now have a flock of fingerbiters. FML

By Rapunzel1974 / Sunday 1 September 2013 04:29 / United States - Gulfport

Today, my horse farted and scared itself, then ran all the way up the hill and wouldn't stop until I fell off. FML

By mishyb - / Sunday 28 July 2013 04:28 / United States - Englewood