About Jessiekush
im jessica. :P bands i like: autopsy, brokencyde, we came as romans five finger death punch, escape the fate, a day to remember hollywood undead, blood on the dance floor, blink 182 msi, devil wears prada, eminem, HIM mcr, as i lay dying , a skylit drive, emmure and morrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeee... haha. :P.
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Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

By SkinsCastSelection / Monday 17 January 2011 06:24 / France

Today, I made a fresh juice for a customer. He called the cops because the juice was too acidic for him. He sat in a corner and waited for two hours for them to arrive. Obviously, they didn't turn up. So he yelled at me and left. FML

By Alice / Friday 27 May 2011 05:46 / Australia

Today, I found out what getting slapped in the face with lettuce feels like. FML

By moe / Friday 27 May 2011 05:26 / United States

Today, I had to give a 63 year old man a shot. He started bawling before I even brought out the needle. I tried to get him calm down. Then he grabbed the needle, threw it at me and ran out the door. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 27 May 2011 03:05 / United States

Today, my sister and I were eating at Wendy's. On the way out, I thought it would be funny to kick the door open and yell, "This is Sparta!" I lost my balance and fell flat on my butt. FML

By taydean / Thursday 26 May 2011 21:31 / United States