About Jessicircle
The name's Jess I love reading FMLs, and I've been doing so for a few years. I am a fan of Rune Factory/Harvest Moon, Star Wars, Assassin's Creed, Pokemon, Eureka, Golden Sun, Animal Crossing, and more. My favorite bands are Nightwish and Epica :) I hope to become a botanist, and I love plants.
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Jessicircle's favorite FMLs

Today, I was baby-sitting four rather noisy and rowdy kids. After a two hour struggle, I finally manage to get them into bed. I then ask them what they want before going to sleep, and the eldest replies: "Can you tell us a story where you die at the end?" FML

By Hellau / Monday 29 December 2009 10:56 / France

Today, my daughter hugged me around the neck and whispered, "I'm going to cut your head off." I'm afraid to go to sleep now. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 28 January 2014 21:57 / Bahrain - Manama

Today, I was at a basketball game. Sitting in the bleachers, I looked over at my friend and said, "Number 33 has a really cute butt." The man in front of us turned around, looked me dead in the eye, and said, "Thanks." Number 33's dad was a very proud father. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 5 January 2014 05:30 / United States - Saint Louis

Today, my daughter started speaking with hashtags. I told her to knock it off, to which she replied, "You don't get it, mom - hashtag white girl probs." Hashtag FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 4 January 2014 06:06 / United States - Chula Vista

Today, I went to take a shower. When I turned it on, no water came out. Only ants. FML

By anon / Friday 27 December 2013 07:28 / Canada - Saint John