About Jes23
nothing to say here just to say i'm gonna make some grammar mistakes so you grammar police back off oh yeah i'm actualy 11 years old
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Jes23's favorite FMLs

Today, I was trying on lingerie in the dressing room of Victoria’s Secret with my boyfriend next to me. I told my him in a seductive, playful tone “You can stay and watch if you give me a piece of your gum.” He said “No I only have three more” and left the room. FML

By cjk004 / Sunday 15 February 2009 11:35 / United States

Today, while at work as a lifeguard, an older gentleman who comes in almost every morning wearing a very tight swimming suit, came up to me and said, "I don't want you having any erotic fantasies of me." After a long pause he added, "Actually, I wouldn't mind it if you do." FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 17 March 2010 19:32 / United States

Today, my Dad told me that I was named after the dog he accidentally shot in the head as a teenager. FML

By OhhhNooo - / Sunday 14 March 2010 23:23 / United States

Today, when I went to see a movie with my best friend, and there were 3 girls loudly discussing blow job techniques. I texted my boyfriend about how gross the conversation was. His reply was "Pay attention. You might learn something." FML

By ohno / Wednesday 10 March 2010 11:05 / United States

Today, my 18 year old daughter comes home telling me she has been fired from her job at McDonalds. The reason? They had ICarly happy meal toys and she couldn't resist stealing one. FML

By icarlymom - / Friday 5 March 2010 06:10 / United States