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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

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  • The rules are the rules

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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  • I moderated this!

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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  • 50 quality comments

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  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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  • One more and it's business time

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Jenny919's favorite FMLs

Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner and have to leave in shame. FML

By :( - / Saturday 28 September 2013 21:24 / Australia - Brisbane

Today, I realized that something's wrong when you have to go to a mental hospital for a family reunion. FML

By neverthesame / Thursday 29 March 2012 02:53 / United States - Shelbyville

Today, my house caught on fire. The firefighters said that it was caused by a lit cigarette on the carpet. I don't smoke, but apparently my 13 year old son does. FML

By no one / Thursday 29 March 2012 18:29 / United States - Dallas

Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 30 March 2012 07:45 / Australia - Perth

Today, my boss gave me the task of firing a recently-hired coworker next Friday. This guy spends most of his off-hours working out, probably abusing the fuck out of steroids, and to whom prison is like a bed-and-breakfast. I fear for my life by this point. FML

By cthulhu help me - / Friday 1 March 2013 18:22 / United States - Cabot