About Jen_kay
addicted to Avenged Sevenfold. I really Really Like Vengeance Uni
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Jen_kay's favorite FMLs

Today, while working at my tanning salon, a woman came in and I put her in a booth, which are all stand up. After she comes out, I go in to clean it and realize that floor is all wet. I questioned her about it and she replies, "Oh, I peed, that's not a drain?". FML

By lover21 - / Friday 8 May 2009 23:17 / United States

Today, my mother called me a bad son for not telling her "Happy Mother's Day". When I told her Mother's Day wasn't until the 10th, she said that I would have forgotten anyway. FML

By Aisu - / Friday 8 May 2009 18:14 / United States

Today, I noticed that someone smeared "wash me" into the grime of my car. I decided to take it to get a wash. I pulled up, put my vehicle in neutral, and kicked back as it slowly started to move. You never realize how long it takes a sun roof to close until water is dumping on your head. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 3 May 2009 11:06 / United States