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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Up and coming moderator

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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    100%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    22%
  • Judgmental

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    110%
  • 50 favorites

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    24%
  • Consolation prize

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    200%
  • 50 quality comments

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    22%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    21%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    23%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Jellyshoes11's favorite FMLs

Today, I sent my sister a text about how fat I was becoming and looking as disgusting as my ex husband. When I checked to see if she had received it I saw that I had accidentally sent it to my ex father in law. FML

By abbacjt / Friday 16 January 2009 17:51 / United States

Today, at work, I refused a customer a refund because there was nothing wrong with the item, and she didn't have the packaging. I then watched as she and her son rummaged through a public bin for the packaging. When I refused her again, she called me a "fucking idiot". FML

By mando / Thursday 6 October 2011 15:14 / Australia

Today, my husband gave my cellphone number to his most obnoxious, creepiest friend. I've been drunken-dialed five times already. FML

By grubbieduc / Thursday 6 October 2011 04:40 / United States

Today, my 20 year old daughter started ranting to me about her latest boyfriend's erectile problems. Trying to be a good dad, I told her all I knew about how to get the boy fixed. My wife decided to stick her head in and say, "Listen to your dad, hun. He knows all about this kind of thing." FML

By Anonymous / Monday 3 October 2011 21:41 / United Kingdom

Today, I was trying to find my first message on Facebook. When I was reaching the bottom, I saw a message from my old crush. It contained a paragraph confessing her love for me and asking me to write back. Don't know how I missed that one. FML

By lostlove - / Saturday 1 October 2011 02:57 / United States