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  • I moderated this!

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    5%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    14%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    72%
  • 50 favorites

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    30%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    36%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Jeimyxox's favorite FMLs

Today, I left the iron and ironing board in my room. While I was at school, my mom decided to do some ironing, and did it in my room for convenience. The iron needed water, so she took a water bottle from my dresser and poured it in. It was my secret vodka stash, and the iron caught on fire. FML

By healey16 - / Friday 3 April 2009 18:13 / Canada

Today, my idiot horse decided to grab a mouthful of stinging nettles while I was riding him. He panicked at the burning sensation in his mouth and bucked me off. Don't worry, though, my fall was cushioned, by the nettles. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 7 June 2013 13:25 / United States - Elk Grove

Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 28 January 2012 21:52 / United States

Today, my parents boarded the fad wagon and became Juggalos. FML

By unholy shit - / Monday 23 January 2012 22:33 / United States

Today, I ran into my boyfriend's dad. His exact words were, "Call me when you're ready to feel what a real man can do to you." FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 3 November 2011 07:29 / United States